Tuesday, June 14, 2016

“A Real Fungi”

A young mushroom went off to a community dance and as usual the guys were lined up on one side of the community hall and the girls on the other.  The mushroom all excited for the opportunity to dance spies a good-looking red hot radish on the other side of the room and rushes over.  He eagerly invites the radish to dance.  The radish scoffs at him "get out of here I do not want to dance with any mushroom".  The mushroom bows his head in disappointment and returns to the "guys" side of the hall.  The mushroom not to be put off sees a rather hot looking tall a shapely carrot directly across from him.  He figures he will give it his best shot to get out on the dance floor.  Once again he scurries across the room and invites the carrot to dance with his hand extended.  Just as before the carrot debunks him with "get out of here I do not want to dance with any mushroom".  Sadly he mopes back across the floor and in a conversation with the guys he exclaims, "I can't understand why no one will dance with me, I am a “REAL FUNGI"

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